THE MOJO COLLECTIVE My Mojo Matters

You already know
your Sunday run isn't enough.

The 14-day reset.

The 14-day Mojo Method Challenge — for the man who knows he's sliding, doesn't want bootcamp culture, and wants to start laying foundations that don't cost the people who love him. £27. No calls. No shouting. Just the work.

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Built for longevity, not the highlight reel.

START THE 14-DAY CHALLENGE — £27

£27 once. No subscription. Credit applies to Month 1 if you upgrade.

WHY THIS EXISTS

I built this for the man my dad wishes he'd been.

I found out my dad had bone marrow cancer in a café in Highgate, on a break from the underground gym I was training out of at the time. He'd already had testicular cancer a few years before. He was bullish about it. He always was.

But I knew. The life he'd lived had been laying the foundations for that call for years. My mum carries the lymphoma gene. Three of my grandparents died of cancer. One of Alzheimer's. I was twenty-two when I worked it out — and I knew that if I didn't change something, I was on the same road.

The thing nobody tells you in fitness is what it actually costs when a man doesn't look after himself. The conversations you have to have. The treatments. The energy you don't have left for your kids. The years your family spends watching you struggle, instead of living with you.

That's where this work comes from. Not from a fitness magazine. From watching what happens when a man doesn't look after himself — and watching everyone he loves carry the weight of it.

It's bigger than just you. — Patrick.
THE SYSTEM

The Mojo Method.

Five pillars. Built around real life. Each one carrying its weight on healthspan.

TRAIN
Three sessions a week. Strength-led. None over 45 minutes. Personalised to home, gym-beginner, or gym-returner. The work that preserves the muscle and VO2max you're losing about one percent a year after 40.
FUEL
A nutrition plan that fits a working life. Omnivorous or plant-based, you pick. 1.4–1.6g protein per kg, scaled to training load — sensible, not bro-science. Heavy on the fibre and nutrient density the industry forgot.
REST
The bit nobody else talks about. Sleep window, caffeine cutoff at 2pm, Sunday reset. Alcohol, quietly reduced. The lever on cortisol, HRV, and the 3am wake that isn't stress — it's blood sugar.
CHECK-IN
Day 0 voice note. Day 7 check-in. Day 14 wrap. A real coaching presence — not an app, not a bot. Adherence is the single biggest predictor of whether any of this work actually works.
COLLECTIVE
A quiet group of men like you. No bros, no shouting, no Instagram bodies. Because the data on social connection and all-cause mortality is stronger than the data on exercise.
WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DO

How the 14 days work.

DAY 0
A personal voice note from me. Within 24 hours of joining you get a voice note — by name, based on your questionnaire. Not a chatbot. Not an autoresponder. Me, talking to you, before we start.
DAY 0
Your fitness scorecard, baseline. Eight markers. Fifteen minutes from your sofa. We repeat it on Day 7 and Day 14 — that's how you'll see, in your own data, what fourteen days actually changes.
DAY 7
Mid-point check-in. A 60-second voice note from me, based on your check-in answers. One thing you've done well. One thing to tighten. The point is that someone notices. Most programmes lose you here. We don't.
DAY 14
The wrap. A message pairing your Day 0 scorecard with your Day 14 numbers. Naming the wins you might not see yourself. Then one clear door — the membership, with your £27 already credited to Month 1.
REAL OBJECTIONS, REAL ANSWERS

Common questions.

What if I haven't trained in years?

You're exactly who this is built for. Two of the three workout tracks assume you're returning, not pushing through. The Day 0 voice note from me is where we calibrate. None of the sessions need you to be 'in shape' first.

I travel for work, or I don't always have a gym. Will it still work?

Yes. One of the tracks is home / minimal kit. If you bounce between travel and gym, you can switch tracks for that week — flag it on the questionnaire and I'll pre-load it.

What if I'm vegetarian or plant-based?

You pick at intake. The nutrition plan splits into two tracks — omnivorous or plant-based. Both hit the protein target. Both lean heavy on fibre, vegetables, and nutrient density. No either-or.

I can't train at 6am. Or I can ONLY train at 6am.

Either is fine. The programme isn't built around a fixed time. If you're a 5:30am-before-the-kids man, brilliant. If you're a 9pm-after-bedtime man, also brilliant. The questionnaire captures it.

What if I get to Day 14 and don't want to carry on?

You don't carry on. £27 was the price. No subscription. No auto-renew. You walk away with the workouts, the plan, the scorecard, and the experience. The membership upgrade is a separate decision — and your £27 is credited if you do choose to continue.

What about a back / shoulder / knee issue?

That's one of the questions on the intake form. Tell me the truth — what hurts, when, and for how long. We adjust. None of this is built to make existing problems worse. It's built to make most of them better, slowly, around real life.

LAST DECISION

One door. £27. Fourteen days.

No call. No upsell pressure. No subscription. Just the work, started.

START THE 14-DAY CHALLENGE — £27

£27 once. No subscription. Credit applies to Month 1 if you upgrade.

My Mojo Matters. — Patrick.